10.27.2008

It happened to us...

I think we're getting our payback for teasing Aunt Amber (see the "Dedicated to Aunt Amber" post) about all of the "p" words she doesn't like. We've heard and read so many stories from our friends about finding their kids playing in #2, smearing it all over the walls, feeding it to the dogs, etc. Well, here's our story! I won't use any "p" words this time.

Saturday afternoon, all of us were napping. Tyson wakes up and starts talking, so I go up to his room, open the door, and I'm greeted with a strong #2 smell. Figured he just had a dirty diaper. Well he did, but he had taken it off and put it in one corner of his crib. It was FULL. Apparently he wasn't done, because there was another large pile of #2 in the middle of his crib, and it also looked like some #1 was in there too. There were small spots of #2 on his blankets and teddy bear, like he had been trying to wipe it off. LUCKILY, Tyson didn't think this was fun, so he was in the other corner of his crib, looking up at me with no diaper on.

I said "yucky, Tyson!" and he said "ewwwwwwww". I picked him up and went to get Daddy to help. Daddy woke up to Tyson standing there with no diaper, and me calmly saying "We've got a problem, can you put Tyson in the bath while I clean it up?" He could tell by my face and my voice that it was pretty bad, so he gladly accepted the bath request with no questions.

Maybe we'll get lucky and that will be the worst #2 mess we'll have. At the very least, I don't think he'll be napping in just a shirt and a diaper for awhile.

4 comments:

beckyboo said...

I bet it wasn't funny at the time, but it was hilarious to read about. I hope you guys are doing well.

Katie said...

Oh my gosh. Kids can really be gross sometimes. But, it was a little funny...

lftorno98@yahoo.com said...

Your words cannot adequately describe and give the full picture (smell, shock, yuckiness, etc.) but I must say it almost did! Do you ever wonder what kids are thinking -- or if they are?
Remind me to tell you (or not) another true and pretty sick story involving my twin brother and younger brother and same topic.....
It resulted in some pretty heavy cleaning and then whipping. However, I think back on it now and still laugh. Grandma

Melissa said...

Anna did that several times but it was always with her babysitter. The first time she did it at home I quickly learned that you have to put shorts or something on them when they nap or else it will happen again.